Aaron in Azerbaijan

Just another blog about Azerbaijan.

This is a Ridiculous Amount of Dimensions

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Certainly, Baku has not yet reached String Theory-level proportions.  As many as 11 dimensions is not yet within grasp of even the most Trekkie of the Bakuvians.  Instead, they are slowly ramping their way up, on to 5D.  Remember when they introduced the pedestrian 3D films, and the slightly more cosmopolitan 4D?  Well now we’re getting serious about adding superfluous dimensions to our movie-watching experience:

A new 5D mini motion movie theater will open in Baku Boulevard.

All necessary equipment will be brought to Azerbaijan within the next two or three months. The newly created seats will allow film lovers to experience an even more diverse spectrum of motion capabilities. Seats move in all directions with variable degrees of speed ranging from very soft to hard.

Ridiculous, folks.  I’m sure the money spent on this project will not be missed by the nation’s poor.


Written by Aaron

June 2, 2010 at 3:57 am

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  1. This is a really well written blog!

    P.S. You just totally made me want to visit Lənkəran. So i went on couchsurfing and wrote to Eli (who i guess you know) to ask to host me. What a small world without privacy.


    Lena Shuster

    June 2, 2010 at 1:13 pm

  2. […] in terms of sort of ridiculous luxury.  They’ve already established their 3-D movies, their 4-D theater, and now we’re scaling up again.  There had been rumors about 5-D, but I didn’t […]

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